MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE is what we, the highly-educated professionals in the movie
review biz, call "a stinky piece of motherfucking shit".
A college professor (who specializes in the occult) and his family are attacked
at home by four of his students. His wife and children die during the
attack, but the professor stubbornly clings to life. While drifting in and
out of consciousness in the hospital, he summons an ancient vengeance demon
called "Morak The Avenger" to get revenge on the men who murdered his family.
That sounds like an interesting idea, but unfortunately the story is told with
excitement of "The Chevy Chase Show", the acting skills of an infomercial and
nearly zero violence
Also, there wasn't any meat cleavers...ever! That doesn't even
make sense! With a title like MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE
(or HOLLYWOOD MEAT CLEAVER MASSACRE as it says on my copy) you would,
understandably, expect some meat cleaver action, but you would be
disappointed. And disappointed I was. Not just in the lack of meat
cleaver murders, but the fact the film was really slow and had zero
payoff. The most interesting thing about MM is the completely out of place
Christopher Lee scenes. Lee bookends the film with two short clips (one at
the beginning and one at the end) where all he does is sit in a 70's-looking
office and spout off weird stuff about the supernatural. It is
entertaining, but it has nothing to do with the film.
Slow pace,
one topless scene, a quick glimpse of Sunset Blvd ("The Rocky Horror Show" was playing
at The Roxy Theatre), boring dream scenes, terrible lighting, forgettable
ending.
As it often is with these low-budget and relatively obscure films, I'm way more
interested in the story behind the camera than the boring one
onscreen. With MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE there's rumors that Ed Wood
himself had something to do with the making of it! I don't have an
opinion on this, but it is humorous to think about. It still doesn't make
it worth watching.
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN (1983)
NYC banking executive Peter Weller's family goes on vacation without him. Why did the writers even give him a family, since they serve no purpose to the story, I don't know, but anyway, they go on vacation while he stays behind to focus on a project for work. Things go well for one day, then (kinda like Catherine Deneuve in REPULSION) he starts hearing odd noises and seeing stuff. Is it real or is it his imagination? Could it be a ghost, a wookalar or maybe...a giant rat!?
Real rat or not, Peter goes so bonkers looking for this thing that it doesn't even make sense! Broken water pipes, holes in the walls, holes in the ceiling, wrecked furniture...he'd almost be better off just letting the rat live! Or even better yet: act like a normal human being, hire an exterminator, tell your employer you're going to be out for a few days to deal with some personal issues and problem solved. Instead, he half-ass tries to get an exterminator (and fails) then loses his mind fighting the rat himself. People at work, (rightfully?) believe that he's cracked under the pressure of the project and maybe he has. The story is so illogical that, by the end of the film, I was seriously doubting the rat even existed.
OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN is best looked at as a dark comedy. My favorite part of the movie was Peter's kid. He's such an obnoxious fuck that during a dream sequence, he's still a little shit!
Double-feature with MOUSEHUNT or maybe even HOME ALONE.
Real rat or not, Peter goes so bonkers looking for this thing that it doesn't even make sense! Broken water pipes, holes in the walls, holes in the ceiling, wrecked furniture...he'd almost be better off just letting the rat live! Or even better yet: act like a normal human being, hire an exterminator, tell your employer you're going to be out for a few days to deal with some personal issues and problem solved. Instead, he half-ass tries to get an exterminator (and fails) then loses his mind fighting the rat himself. People at work, (rightfully?) believe that he's cracked under the pressure of the project and maybe he has. The story is so illogical that, by the end of the film, I was seriously doubting the rat even existed.
OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN is best looked at as a dark comedy. My favorite part of the movie was Peter's kid. He's such an obnoxious fuck that during a dream sequence, he's still a little shit!
Double-feature with MOUSEHUNT or maybe even HOME ALONE.
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