SHANE (1953)

"From now on, when we fight with them, the air is going to be filled with gunsmoke."

Wyoming, sometime after the American Civil War.  A cattle baron, Rufus Ryker (Emile Meyer), isn't happy with the smaller farms and ranches popping up on "his" land.  When the film opens, Shane (Alan Ladd), a gunfighter with a mysterious past (it's almost like he's an ex-gunfighter), is riding his horse past the homestead of one of the new farmers, Van Heflin and wife Jean Arthur.  They talk a little and as Fate would have it, right as he's about to leave...the cattle baron and his men show up and start talking mad shit.  Shane don't take too kindly to them flapping their lips, talkin' shit, so he sticks around as Helfin's peaceful farmhand.  The "peaceful" part last about a week, cause when they ride into town to get some supplies, some of Ryker's men start talkin' shit yet again!  Shane fisticuffs all up in their grills.  After that, Ryker hires a gunslinger (Jack Palance) to take care of things.     

I've seen SHANE a few times over the years and each time I enjoy it.  Strong cast, beautiful camerawork, steady pace...but is it really worthy of all of the extreme praise that it gets?  I, personally, don't think so.  Then again, I find kids in movies to usually be annoying as fuck and the kid in this movie is no exception.  Oh my God, I was hoping a horse would fall on him or something.  The whole movie: "Shaaaaannnneeeee!" over and over.  Vomit.  The scenes without the kid are much better though.  I especially enjoyed Elisha Cook Jr. and Jack Palance.

Not the greatest western ever, but definitely an above average one that deserves to be seen.  Especially by fans of classic westerns.  If you need me, I'll be in my room watching RIO BRAVO.

WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX? (2010)

"And know this, you diarrhea squirt -"

Reportedly made for somewhere around $200, WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX? is the 1980's church youth group filmmaking caliber story of a soldier named Captain Alex who's ordered to smash the evil "Tiger Mafia".  What makes the Tiger Mafia so evil?  I have no idea, but whatever.  During his first raid, Captain Alex captures the brother of the Tiger Mafia leader, Richard.  Richard vows revenge, but before his people can kidnap Alex, Alex is mysteriously murdered.  Nobody knows who did it.  Alex's "Ugandan Shaolin Monk" brother, Bruce U shows up and does push-ups in water.  He also does some fishing.  After that, the military and the Tiger Mafia have a battle that looks like a real life version of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  It's completely nuts.  I liked it.  The End.

WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX? is definitely not everybody's cup of tea, but for pure entertainment purposes, I found it to be pretty fun.  There's two versions of the film: the normal version and then the "VJ Emmie" narration version.  I highly recommend the VJ Emmie version.  The straight version if okay, but too slow moving.  The VJ Emmie version is completely nuts.  Whoever came up with the idea of having this guy yelling random stuff throughout the movie is a genius.  I laughed for like 5 minutes straight when the woman asked Bruce U if she could have the fish and VJ Emmie yells "What the fuck??!"  Then later on at 51:40, I swear to Satan, he makes a BLAZING SADDLES reference when the soldiers are sitting around a campfire and he starts making farting noises and talking about eating a lot of beans.

Extremely low-budget filmmaking that honestly doesn't look that bad, moderate pace, insanely cheap and charming special effects, wacky story that never really even goes anywhere and definitely isn't resolved at the end, unique filming locations, better than expected acting.  Overall, WKCA? is surprisingly not anywhere as crazy as I had expected.  It's honestly, a decent movie.

Director/writer/producer/cinematographer/editor/special and visual effects artist Nabwana I.G.G obviously has talent and a true passion for filmmaking.  I'm looking forward to seeing what else he can do!

Recommended for the more forgiving and open-minded movie lover.