From the time that SCREAM came out in 1996 and up until SAW came out in 2004, there was around a quarter of trillion of these college-age, beautiful people slashers. It was the worst of times, it was the dopest of times cause I deep love for watching these dorky stinkers. They’re always so cheesy. This time around we have a JACOB’S LADDER meets a kinda URBAN LEGENDS vibe…but with ghosts. It’s goddamn terrible, so naturally I own a copy and love watching this smelly turd.A young woman, who seems to be able to do literally anything without A) making a mess of it B) drawing a lot of attention to herself or C) ending up in the hospital, somehow is accepted to a nice-looking college. On her very first day at college, she goes to some weird, dorky rave at a rundown church where they literally brand your hand to get in. What the hell? Surprisingly, there are weirdo creeps there. One weirdo creep car wreck later and our hero’s life is turned upside-down and she’s seeing ghosts all over the joint and running down two different hallways at the same exact time. It’s horrible and therefore wonderful for fans of bad movies.
Realistically, SOUL SURVIVORS is a 3 / 10, but for pure, yelling at the TV fun…it’s more like a 7 / 10. Very little blood, zero cheerleaders, zero gore, lots of bad dialogue, Casey Affleck talking with that annoying voice of his, needless story twists that add nothing to the already stupid story, extremely quick nudity, stupid as fuck ending.
