Punch the core, backbuilding, finger of god, cone of silence, jumper, the suck
zone. These are all terms that tornado chasers use every...single...day.
It's almost as important as being able to hold on to a metal pipe tight enough
to keep yourself from being pulled up into the suck zone of a finger of god
tornado that just threw a two-story house at you.
Bill Paxton is an ex-storm chaser, who with his new fiancee Jami Gertz, goes
into the field to find his soon to be ex-wife Helen Hunt and have her sign the
divorce papers. While there, the biggest string of tornadoes in 12 years pops up
and quiet life be damned! Bill Paxton is gonna chase some of these suckers down
and punch their hole with his fancy measuring device. The rest of the movie is
just that: overly excited nerds driving all over the joint wrecking shit,
overacting and screaming non-stop. You definitely don't have time to get bored,
but you do have time to yell "Bullshit!" over and over as repeatedly the main
characters defy logic, high winds and flying debris (like an exploding tanker
truck, multiple tractors and a cow...twice) without even getting a scratch. But
that's the whole point of the movie: forget reality and just have fun. If you're
unable to do that, then skip this movie. It's pure junk food for the
brain. It's awesome.
Compared to other mid-90's disaster movies, TWISTER is pretty good. There's tons
of action and Bill Paxton is great. I just wish the filmmakers would have let
him be a little looser with the character...imagine how awesome it would have
been if a little bit of Pvt. Hudson came out during the final tornado! "We're in some real pretty shit now!"
If you like disaster movies, then TWISTER is very much worth watching. And
surprisingly the special effects still hold up alright even after all these
years. I watch it once or twice a year easily. Also, watch out for the
reference to THE ABYSS, plus THE SHINING and A STAR IS BORN (1954) featured.
Monday, September 12, 2011
MIND KILLER (1987)
[Update 07/19/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots
also.]
Warren is a dork. He works in the basement of a library and in his spare time watches self-help videos on how to pick up women. He's almost like a strange combination of Michael Scott from "The Office" and Marcus Templeton from EVEN HITLER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. Things change though when he discovers a long lost book that teaches you how to use your mind to control things around you...including women. ZAPPED! it's not, instead Warren uses his new found power to seduce an ugly chick at the night club, get free candy bars, help his friend solve a Rubik's Cube and eventually get a female co-worker he has a crush on to start dating him. All of that comes with a price though because the more he uses the power...the more fucked his brain gets until it somehow turns him into a brain with teeth creature that looks like the Mother Brain in Metroid.
At 84 minutes, MIND KILLER is at least 30 minutes too long. The story was compelling in a weird way, but there was too much down time and the pay off at the end was disappointing. I think maybe the filmmakers set their goals beyond what their budget could provide.
Mediocre acting, mediocre 80's fashions and settings, mediocre special effects, nightmare inducing topless female, 90% talking and 10% action. Not really worth watching unless you're really bored.
Warren is a dork. He works in the basement of a library and in his spare time watches self-help videos on how to pick up women. He's almost like a strange combination of Michael Scott from "The Office" and Marcus Templeton from EVEN HITLER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. Things change though when he discovers a long lost book that teaches you how to use your mind to control things around you...including women. ZAPPED! it's not, instead Warren uses his new found power to seduce an ugly chick at the night club, get free candy bars, help his friend solve a Rubik's Cube and eventually get a female co-worker he has a crush on to start dating him. All of that comes with a price though because the more he uses the power...the more fucked his brain gets until it somehow turns him into a brain with teeth creature that looks like the Mother Brain in Metroid.
At 84 minutes, MIND KILLER is at least 30 minutes too long. The story was compelling in a weird way, but there was too much down time and the pay off at the end was disappointing. I think maybe the filmmakers set their goals beyond what their budget could provide.
Mediocre acting, mediocre 80's fashions and settings, mediocre special effects, nightmare inducing topless female, 90% talking and 10% action. Not really worth watching unless you're really bored.
Saturday, September 10, 2011
THE DEADLY SPAWN (1983)
Ain't no build up in this motherfucker! The
instant the movie starts a meteorite
crashes down in a field near some campers. They're quickly killed offscreen,
then the viewer is brought into a nearby house where the creature has set up
shop in the basement and spends it's time eating whoever ventures into the
basement, spawning deadly little wormy looking offspring.
The family that lives in the house doesn't realize there's a monster living in the basement. One-by-one they're picked off as they go about their daily routines and the tension builds at a steady pace until the inevitable monster rampage extravaganza at the end. For a super-low budget ($25,000), homemade horror movie the action scenes in this film are pretty awesome!!! Especially the face-ripping scene and the decapitation/body launch scene. Holy fuck, when that headless corpse shot out the window I nearly fell off the sofa laughing.
For horror fans, how much you like this film will depend on how forgiving you are or maybe how drunk you are. There's a few slow parts in the middle that could have been spiced up a bit, but overall the filmmakers had their hearts in the right place and a made fun, entertaining monster movie that's better than a lot of the big studio bullshit I sit through.
Face-ripping, head removing, funny 80's fashions, nice camerawork, good acting, gloomy atmosphere, zero nudity and an awesome fucking monster! At least worth a rent. Would make an great double-feature with THE ABOMINATION.
The family that lives in the house doesn't realize there's a monster living in the basement. One-by-one they're picked off as they go about their daily routines and the tension builds at a steady pace until the inevitable monster rampage extravaganza at the end. For a super-low budget ($25,000), homemade horror movie the action scenes in this film are pretty awesome!!! Especially the face-ripping scene and the decapitation/body launch scene. Holy fuck, when that headless corpse shot out the window I nearly fell off the sofa laughing.
For horror fans, how much you like this film will depend on how forgiving you are or maybe how drunk you are. There's a few slow parts in the middle that could have been spiced up a bit, but overall the filmmakers had their hearts in the right place and a made fun, entertaining monster movie that's better than a lot of the big studio bullshit I sit through.
Face-ripping, head removing, funny 80's fashions, nice camerawork, good acting, gloomy atmosphere, zero nudity and an awesome fucking monster! At least worth a rent. Would make an great double-feature with THE ABOMINATION.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)