I think the best way to quickly summon up A WINTER PRINCESS (besides saying that I was giggling the entire movie) is Carly and the handsome dude who’s family built the entire resort are having a hard time locating a venue to hold the party (cause I guess there are just so many choices in this remote mountain town) and finally after days of brain-storming, they’re standing around the local coffee shop eating cookies when Carly notices a map of the resort on the wall with a large building named “Summit Lodge” overlooking the entire resort, and she’s like what is this and the owner dude is like oh that’s fucking perfectly maintained large building with a gorgeous view that’s just sitting up there that we don’t use for shit, but it’s still in perfect condition. Suddenly, Carly is like let’s have the party there! And everybody falls all over themselves telling her how brilliant she is. It was awesome.
Extremely bland camerawork, zero gore, zero nudity, zero cheerleaders, no ups, no downs, people wearing lots of clothing while inside buildings, the phrase “My muffin cannot contain anymore butter.” never used even once, no cussing, white people as far as the eye can see, bland clothing, bland acting, bland dialogue.
A WINTER PRINCESS didn’t thrill me like DIVINE INFLUENCER or those two Amish romance movies, but I did enjoy the nothingness of it. It gave my poor handsome brain time to relax. I'd definitely watch it again. My only actual serious complaint is I was hoping for some gay romance sparks between Carly’s brother and that other dude. But nope. Lame!
