Sunday, September 21, 2025

AERIAL GUNNER (1943)

"You're either a good gunner or a dead gunner."

It’s a story as old as time itself: two guys grow up in the same hood, one goes into law enforcement, the other is a small-time crook, the bad boi blames the law dude for his father’s death, then (when they’re in their 40’s) they both end up in the same aerial gunnery school in the military and both fall for the same (20-year-old) girl and then both end up in the same war theater and even the same plane. Shit happens all the time.

For an ancient pro-American propaganda film from the 1940’s, AERIAL GUNNER is still watchable for anybody interested in such things. I actually got a kick at just how much these two guys hated each other! It was definitely comical. And, of course, it’s also one of those nonsensical, old-timey stories where the two guys can literally fight and punch each other, then brush it off like it’s nothing and be hanging out together soon after.

Good pace, zero gore, zero ninjas or cheerleaders, a young Robert Mitchum showing up for a few brief lines in an uncredited role, the term “scared spitless” being used which made me curious if that's the origin of the term “scared shitless”(?), zero nudity, zero twerking, a few crude attempts at animated special effects, a sleepy dude in class who might have been the grandfather of the sleepy classroom dude from SUMMER SCHOOL, good acting by an interesting cast, vintage vehicles and planes.

Not the greatest World War II movie of all time (especially since the majority of the film takes place in the Top Gun, I mean, aerial gunner school), but still it's a enjoyable lazy afternoon time waster to giggle at.