Monday, August 23, 2010

MISS MARCH (2009)

So this dork guy in high school has a beautiful girlfriend...and I mean beautiful! But he's a tool and refuses to have sex with her. She's OK with that cause she's in love with the geek. Finally she's had enough and makes him promise to have sex with her after the prom. They go to a party and before they can knock boots he gets drunk and falls down a flight of stairs and goes into a coma.

Four years later he wakes up he finds out that she's posing in Playboy, so with the help of his mentally retarded friend they travel across country, having all kinds of wacky adventures, in the hope of seeing her at a Playboy mansion party.

Interesting movie with a few humorous bits, but overall it was a let down. I was entertained for the majority of the movie, but the mentally retarded friend got on my nerves after awhile. He was just too goddamn retarded! Also I was kinda shocked at how a film that centers around Playboy and pornography had such little nudity. Even worse is the nudity there was was just extras, unless I missed it the main girl didn't get even close to being naked. Fucking lame.

Worth a rent, but as far as recent comedies go I like THE SLAMMIN' SALMON better, plus the blond in that movie was fucking legendary..."a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!" Bonus points if you know where that quote was from. Anyway, rent it (don't buy it), but don't expect too much.