Starting immediately where Part 1 ends, a different actress with less
impressive tits leaves the scene of the Chromeskull showdown. Once she leaves,
a crack team of medical doctors rushes in, scoop up Chromeskull and take him
back to their secret lair. While they're nursing him back to health, the head
dude of this mysterious outfit tracks down and guts the Final Girl. Once
Chromeskull is better and hears about this he gets all butthurt and breaks a
mirror. What a toughie. Soon though, he's got his sights on another
Final Girl. He captures her and brings her back to his lair where he spends
the rest of the movie chasing her around the generic, rundown warehouse.
Yawn.
Despite the headache-inducing story and the obviously low budget, Part 2
actually is better than the original,
but that's not saying much. The funny way a dog hunches his back when he shits
is better than Part 1. If I could only change one thing about this movie,
besides erasing it from existence, it would be to get a different main girl.
This chick had zero personality and was completely forgettable. Why wouldn't
you just put Danielle Harris in that role? Money, I guess.
