When I first started reviewing the James Bond series I was pretty excited, but after the first few bored the shit out of me I started losing interest. It's been nine months since my last review on the series and after painfully trudging through this installment it might be nine more before the next one.
Something strange is going on: every time Russia or America send a spaceship up
another larger craft comes along and gobbles it up. Sounds like a job for James
Bond! He fakes his death and travels undercover to Japan where he quickly
infiltrates a building and steals some documents that lead him to a dormant
volcano that's actually the lair for a bad guy who's trying to start a war
between Russia and America. Naturally, Bond doesn't take kindly to this silly
horseshit and punches a lot of people until peace is restored. He also bangs a
As usual, everything looks very easy for James and the bad guys are ridiculously
stupid. One time Bond is dead asleep and a dude sneaks in the house, crawls up
in the ceiling then lowers a string down to
drip poison into Bond's mouth! Why?!!!!
If Bond is right there asleep just toss in like 20 hand grenades or something!
Or maybe blow up the entire house with missiles from your army of helicopters.
Jeez. Another time Bond is tied to a chair and instead of killing him they untie
him, put him in a plane and then parachute out leaving the plane in a
dive. Naturally Bond karate chops his way over to the controls and lands
the plane. I guess I'm over thinking the whole thing, but the film would have
been much more enjoyable if the villains were actually competent.
Lots of James bond-style action, a few attractive hot chicks (especially Akiko
Wakabayashi), way too little screen time for Donald Pleasence, beautiful
Japanese scenery, a pool full of piranhas but we never see them...just their
bubbles, helicopter dogfight, ninjas. The highlight of the movie for me, besides
Dr. Loomis, was a short appearance by the legendary Tetsuro Tanba.
I say skip it.
One and a half Thunderballs out of five.
Part 1 - Dr. No (1962)
Part 2 - From Russia With Love (1963)
Part 3 - Goldfinger (1964)
Part 4 - Thunderball (1965)
Part 6 - On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Part 7 - Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Part 8 - Live and Let Die (1973)
Part 9 - The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
Part 10 - The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Part 11 - Moonraker (1979)
Part 12 - For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Part 13 - Octopussy (1983)
Part 14 - A View to a Kill (1985)
Part 15 - The Living Daylights (1987)
Part 16 - License to Kill (1989)
Part 17 - GoldenEye (1995)
Part 18 - Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Part 19 - The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Part 20 - Die Another Day (2002)
Part 21 - Casino Royale (2006)
Part 22 - Quantum of Solace (2008)
Part 23 - Skyfall (2012)
Part 24 - Spectre (2015)
Part 25 - No Time to Die (2021)
Non-Eon James Bond films:
Casino Royale (1967)
Never Say Never (1983)