Frankie and Annette finally got married, but after Frankie had a horrendous
surfing accident, they moved to Ohio. Now, many years later, they've come
back to LA to visit their daughter who lives on their old stomping
grounds. This brings back all kinds of old memories.
I was really excited to see an updated Beach Party movie, but while watching it
I was very confused as to why there was none of the old characters or familiar
faces. Turns out that this film was made by Paramount and since Orion
owned the rights to the original AIP Beach films, Paramount ended up bringing in
17 writers (at the cost of 2 million dollars!!!) to make a parody of beach
movies. That's totally mind-boggling.
As it is though, BACK TO THE BEACH is a fun film, filled with goofy laughs and
silly characters. At the beginning of the film, Frankie is a uptight
square, but once he meets an old flame (Connie Stevens) he gets all fired up and
starts singing. Naturally, this pisses off Annette so she has a pajama
party. Stuff happens and in the end Frankie has to win a surf
competition.
Quick pace, lots of hot chicks in the background, great songs (the highlight
being Pee-Wee Herman singing "Surfin' Bird"), pre-prison Lori Loughlin looking
hot, various familiar faces including Dick Dale, Gilligan, the Skipper, that
psychotic newspaper kid from
BETTER OFF DEAD. If you enjoyed the older Beach movies then you'll definitely get a kick
out of BTTB. I just wish they had done something special during the
closing credits...bloopers or maybe more dancing.
This is totally unrelated to BACK TO THE BEACH, but just look at
the movie selection you had if you went to the theater while BTTB was
playing: THE MONSTER SQUAD,
DIRTY DANCING, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, FULL METAL JACKET, CAN'T BUY ME LOVE, BORN IN EAST
L.A.,
ROBOCOP,
THE LOST BOYS, SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS, LA BAMBA,
SUMMER SCHOOL...SUMMER SCHOOL!!! I think I'm going to go watch SUMMER SCHOOL right now!
Part 1 - Beach Party (1963)
Part 2 - Muscle Beach Party (1964)
Part 3 - Bikini Beach (1964)
Part 4 - Pajama Party (1964)
Part 5 - Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
Part 6 - How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
Part 7 - The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)































