Saturday, February 9, 2013

FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)

As you remember Jason got an axe to the dome at the end of Part 3 so now the paramedics pick him up and take him to the morgue.  But what they don't realize is: he's not dead, he's actually just catching up on some lost zzzzzzzzz's he missed in the previous installment due to the bikers disturbing his post-workout nap.  But wouldn't you know it?!  He's woken up again by a horny nurse and a doctor trying to get busy.  Even worse is he's done lost some mass (mainly in the traps area) due to not getting proper rest.  Why won't these fuckers let him sleep?!  So now Jason is all pissed off that he's not as flexed as he was before so he gets mad.  Damned mad.  And you know what that means...MDK.  Murder, death, kill.

So after killing the people at the hospital that ruined his beauty sleep Jason makes his way back to his old stomping grounds for a good workout...but ohhh goddamn it!  Now there's a bunch of new party kids hanging around!  Fuck.  When is he ever gonna get a chance to beef it?!  Oh well, might as well get some cardio in and kill all these buttholes.  He does and it's awesome. 

Crispin Glover, Corey Feldman, badass kills, some brief but nice nudity, Zaxxon, quick pace, impressive violence, Crispin Glover dancing, some weird aerobics show on TV, two BTTF actors.  FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER is definitely one of the best of the series.

Part 1 - Friday the 13th
Part 2 - Friday the 13th Part 2
Part 3 - Friday the 13th Part III
Part 5 - Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
Part 6 - Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Part 7 - Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Part 8 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Part 9 - The Final Friday: Jason Goes to Hell
Part 10 - Jason X
Freddy vs Jason
Remake

Ol' girl from AMERICAN NINJA.

Sweet Lord.  It's Babs from BACK TO THE FUTURE.