MY SCIENCE PROJECT (1985)

[Update 10/05/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots also.]

Mediocre 80's teen sci-fi comedy about a high school student who breaks into a military base and steals a glass orb gizmo. Turns out the gizmo is from the Area 51 spaceship and can rip the spacetime continuum a new asshole and in the process make all kinds of weird shit appear at the high school including a dinosaur, Nazi soldiers, Viet Cong soldiers, gladiators and futuristic mutants.

That all sounds good, but unless you fell in love with this movie as a kid in the 80's you're gonna think this movie is cheesy and kinda lame. The story is interesting, but after awhile it just fizzled out and died a slow death. You'd be better off watching THE LAST STARFIGHTER. Zero tits, dorky jokes, loose ends, dated special effects. Skip it.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985)

After the darkness and originality of the first installment, the ANOES series poops itself a little with this poorly written sequel...but it's still very fun to watch if you're looking for a good laugh.

A new family has moved into Nancy's old house. They have a teenage son who's gay (this is never expressly said, I'm simply basing my opinion on the fact that he goes to a gay bar in his wet pajamas; strips his coach naked, ties him up and spanks his bare ass while he, himself, is naked; freaks out when he's about to get busy with a girl; rubs his butt on furniture and dances like Billy Squier in the "Rock Me Tonite" video).  Somehow, Freddy manifests himself as the dude's fear of being gay and uses that fear to kill people...or something.  I'm not really sure.  But I do know that at one point, Freddy crashes a pool party and makes hot dog wieners explode.  That was amusing, made no sense at all and was totally awesome!

Zero tits, multiple topless men and bare man asses, non-stop gay hijinks, Freddy running around in public, very little blood, zero gore, Fu Man Chews, the main dude looking like Gary Newman after getting hit with an ugly stick, bad lighting, butt bumping a dresser drawer shut, Ferris Bueller's dad, male crotch thrusting, Clu Gulager saying the word "rabies" and most surprisingly...very little screen time for Freddy. But even with the lack of Freddy screen time, I still love this crazy movie.

Part 1 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Part 3 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
Part 4 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
Part 5 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
Part 6 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Part 7 - Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
Freddy vs Jason (2003)
Remake 1 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)