Wednesday, April 14, 2010
THE WILLIES (1990)
Three kids are spending the night in a tent, so they start telling stories and they all suck. One story has a woman drying her dog off in the microwave. Another has a fat chick biting into a deep fried rat...wow. Another is about a monster that lives in a school bathroom. Yawn. Finally we get to the big finale and it's the slowest moving story of the group. It's about a kid has an unnatural obsession to flies. Wow.
Skip this turd. If you saw it as a kid back in the day, you might have a nostalgic place for it in your heart, but trust me: this movie did not age well. The only reason to even trudge through this piece of duckbill platypus shit is the small appearance by James Karen.